Dubai's Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum Requests Rain Check on Dubai Debt, Loan for Purchase of Additional Kentucky Race Horses
European Investment Markets Tumble Amid Fears of Instability in Dubai's Artificial Island Based Economy
Mall of the Emirates Boasts World's Largest Selection of Luxury Boutiques Seized By Banks
Profits Fall Short of Mark at Unicorn Hunting Nature Adventure Park Inside Volcanoland Dubai
Seeking Party Profits, Emirate Relaxes Mandatory Beheading Rules for Alcoholic Muslims
European Backers Withdraw from Deal to Construct Third Dubai Ice Spire
Dubai World Corporation Announces Everything Islands in Shape of Everything Will Symbolize Everything
Falling Plywood Prices Good News for Developers Seeking Cost-Saving Alternative to Windows
Burj Dubai Tower Will Open at 100% Occupancy Thanks to Squatters, Striking Workers
Underwater McDonald's Scales Back Plans for Second Dubai Submarine Pen
Starving Pakistani Urchin Listens to Canadian Complain About Hotel's Shitty Monte Cristo Sandwich
Cruising to Dubai and What You Need to Know About Grappling Hooks
Haunted Dubai Tours to Offer Inside Look at Abandoned Development Projects and Rooms Where Someone Heard a Sound Once
Sheikh Maktoum Welcomes Esteemed Creditors from UBS AG with the Gift of 83 Rolls Royce Cars More Than Three Months Past Due on Payments
Guests of the Dubai Hyatt are Urged to Remain Inside the Hotel's Panic Room
Green Shoots: Downsized High-End Escorts Find New Careers as Desperate Street Hookers
Unemployment Rate Declines Following Second Straight Month of Water Embargo on Worker District
500 Jobs Available at Dubai World Security, Willingness to Club Your Own Ethnic Group a Plus
All Unemployed Foreign Workers Invited to Dubai Jobs Fair to Be Held Aboard Rusty Benzene Freighter Pride of Angola
Mysterious Saudi Offers Special Job Potion for White Women Who Get into His Van
Washington Times Newspaper Traces Dubai Economic Woes to Reverend Jeremiah Wright, President Obama
Foreign Workers Return to Their Foreign Lands, Praise Dubai's Clean Worker Conditions and Plenty of Water Available to Drink
Analysts Predict Sheikh Maktoum's Horse Will Win Kentucky Following Sheikh Maktoum's Purchase of Remaining Kentucky Derby Competitors
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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