It's finals week for a lot of schools out there. Millions of people are reviewing their notes in an attempt to finish the year with good grades. Instead of studying, I decided to play seven hours of FreeCell followed by a nightcap endurance run of Mario Kart Wii. Through the miracles of modern science, you can read my exact thoughts as I tried to take an exam.
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