Of course we knew that the truth offered by the Fun Facts could not come without a cost.
We cast off who and what we were before for this new epoch.
We melded together with all other flesh, creating the new flesh, learning something about ourselves, those around us, Twitter, animated GIFs, and the meaning of sharing a single body with over a billion writhing, agony-filled minds. We live in a new reality of life without endings, questions without answers.
What does it all mean? Only one thing is for certain: someone at E! Network is gonna get fired.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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