The Fun Facts meditated on disease, death, and the uncaring nature of the universe in which we find ourselves:
But Buzzfeed and HuffPo were especially baffled by its medical advice:
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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