The Fun Facts meditated on disease, death, and the uncaring nature of the universe in which we find ourselves:
But Buzzfeed and HuffPo were especially baffled by its medical advice:
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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