The Fun Facts meditated on disease, death, and the uncaring nature of the universe in which we find ourselves:
But Buzzfeed and HuffPo were especially baffled by its medical advice:
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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