Dear Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives,
I am an indefatigable force that dispenses justice. I see the truth in every situation and I ruthlessly dispatch those who would corrupt my city. I am incorruptible. I have a really sharp sword. I like to sing karaoke for you. Are we on the same page on this one?
Dear Pitiless Policeman,
Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives
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