Dear Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives,
I work as a hostess in Thailand. I don't really have any problems. I like to sing karaoke for you. Would you like that?
Beautiful in Bangkok
Dear Beautiful in Bangkok
You're talking about my mother, aren't you? Don't you say another word about my mother. If you want to draw another breath, DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD. Now TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. NOWWWW!
Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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