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|ULTIMATE Toy Train Compilation (Submitted by grandpaztrainz)|
|126 TOY TRAIN STORIES & MORE! XCHANGE IT TO BeLIEVE IT!|
WV grandpa, 89, IOWA "JUST GRANDPA"
Hoopers's got them German trains in now and I think I am going to do a Ruhr set based all on german steam trains of the mid 19th century. The sets are a little pricey but I think if I just piece it together one a week or so and reuse spare tracks from my Great Western setup I should be just fine and dandy. You know grandma said she might be able to make little tracks out of toothpicks but with her arthritis I don't want to get her started on a project like that. You know once she puts her mind to it she won't stop, even if she's in all kinds of pain. The real trick though is going to be the steam whistle. I heard a great whistle on a train, wow, must be going on 70 years ago now. This was at the stockyards in Des Moines when I was riding the rails for a summer. It had this really deep hoot and then sort of a high-pitched toot-toot at the end. Really impressed me at the time and I can still hear it now.
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Selected User Review (Submitted by choochooPaul)
u will never need anohter train story!!!!!
ultimate is right i needed a grandpa train story fix and I went lookin and found this and i will never have to download another sotry again 126 stories and some of these are very long and detailed the BGS and GSS stuff he warns about arent even bad at all just a little bit about beddy grable and a dog getting a boner and then the bath part but that has trains too and he just talks about it because of the train he put over the bath tub GRANDMA is also in this a lot so if you dont like grandmas then stay away the grandma crossover parts were prolly my favorite and she has some hilarious stuff to say about ornaments and gardens
|HELL YEAH Drunk Grandpa (EXPLICIT) (Submitted by TheCrazyMFingGrandpa)|
|This granpa is DRUNK AS SHIT and he has some AWESOME STORIES to tell you|
WV grandpa, 83, Russian "Viktor"
Hillary Clinton my dick. I knew a kid in shop class by the name of Ted that looked more like a girl. The only reason she is staying with that hillbilly fuck of a husband of hers is because she's a goddamn starfucker. You can't let go of that shit comet now can you you sassy little bitch. Gloria. Gloria! Gloria where the fuck are my pretzels? No, not the sourdough kike pieces of shit I want the real Rold motherfucking Gold pretzels. The one with that bald faggot from the TV running around doing shit. Thank you baby you know Viktor loves you. You know it. Get me another Stoli, sweet-tits. Hey, hey, turn the channel. Turn the channel! I don't want to see no Larry fucking King. Put on Morton Downey.
|(4.3 out of 5) (2,045 votes)|
Selected User Review (Submitted by viktorfan)
Very Foul-Mouthed and Very Poignant
I am normally not a fan of drunken grandpa stories, but these are amazing. Viktor is a real character and you can almost hear the boozy screaming in your ears as you read the stories. The language is very harsh, so this is definitely an adults-only grandpa stories. I'm glad TCMFG decided to include this in the all-audiences section or I never would have found it. There is nothing pornographic in these, Viktor has just had too much to drink and he's not watching his language. You will, though! You'll watch his language and you'll savor it.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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