Fog Machines

Pretty standard Halloween fare. Pick up a fog machine and add a spooky graveyard miasma to your decorations. A standard fog machine will run you about $50.

The guy next door has one. You might want to supplement your standard with a 1000-watt big fog machine. Come at it from two angles. About $100.

You're going to want some fog juice.

That's not going to be enough.

While you're at it...

But just setting a fog machine out there is lame.

Oh, hell, one foggy zombie isn't enough. This one sits up when people come by.

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