Pretty standard Halloween fare. Pick up a fog machine and add a spooky graveyard miasma to your decorations. A standard fog machine will run you about $50.
The guy next door has one. You might want to supplement your standard with a 1000-watt big fog machine. Come at it from two angles. About $100.
You're going to want some fog juice.
That's not going to be enough.
While you're at it...
But just setting a fog machine out there is lame.
Oh, hell, one foggy zombie isn't enough. This one sits up when people come by.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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