argh.jpgSeptember 17, 1995 - In a lighthearted chat with Parade magazine, John McCain claims that Moe is his favorite of The Three Stooges.
October 12, 2004 - When this subject is later raised at a White House dinner party, McCain states that Moe Howard is "a dangerous man with an unchecked potential for havoc," adding, "his continued aggression towards his friends cannot and will not be tolerated."
May 22, 1990 - John McCain gives a speech to Hubbard High School in Hubbard, Ohio where he explains the importance of showing respect for our veterans and senior citizens.
April 14, 2008 - In an attempt to reach out to younger voters, John McCain guest-stars on the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men as "Farting Grandpa #2."
2000 - Anonymous "push-pollers" in the South call potential voters and ask how they would feel if they knew that McCain had fathered an illegitimate black child. John McCain is understandably upset.
2008 - "Ask me about my illegitimate black children (that I fathered)" bumper stickers become the most popular item in the johnmccain.com online store.
February 28, 2000 - In a public speech, John McCain refers to Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson as "agents of intolerance."
September 30, 2006 - In the comments section for the movie Jesus Camp on The Internet Movie Database, John McCain posts the following:
August 29, 1936 - Circa 2002 - John McCain is a man.