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PEOPLE IN GREECE ARE RIOTING by Andreina Hewlett
a boy was shot in greece promoting a riot. THAT BOY did no thing wrong and he was gun down by police. The police refused to say why they shot the boy. people got mad. they threw a riot and used bombs on police.
Nobody has died yet there. except for the boy who was killed. They stopped the riot to bury him in the ground. Then they started the riot again. Police said it may never stop. violence is never the answer.
MAN KILLS ANT by Nicolette Johnson
a homeless man 51 killed his ant who was 87 because he was cold. he told her to let him in and she said no. the man was out of a job because of layoffs at a plant. he work there 23 years. he used a screwdriver. he stabbed his ant in the neck. police arrived but could not save her. she bled to death.
robbie was the homeless man. he tried to run from police but they have a stun gun. they shot him but it didnt work. he tried to bite some cops. he had ray bees. his heart was week. witness say police watch him die. they watch him die while his ant was bleeding and she died too.
IT WAS A BAD THING!
DOGGIES GET A BONE FROM WHEELCHAIR MAN by Harold Archuleta
A MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR WAS SICK AND COULD NOT FEED HIMSELF AND HIS PET DOGS WERE TWO GERMAN SHEPARD DOGS AND HIS NURSE QUIT AND FAILED TO TELL HER JOB SO THE MAN WAS LEFT ALONE AND HE COULD NOT MOVE ANYTHING BELOW THE NECK.
NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY. HE COULDNT MOVE AT ALL EXCEPT HIS FINGER A LITTLE BIT TO PUSH A BUTTON. THE DOGS WERE HIS FRIENDS BUT THEY GOT HUNGRY. THEY STARTED EATING HIM. HE COULDNT GET AWAY. I BET HE SCREAMED. THAT WAS ONE THING HE COULD STILL DO.
HE HAD AN ACCIDENT IN 1997 AND WAS HIT BY A DRINKING MAN WHO RAN HIM OVER WITH A TRUCK AND BROKE HIS LEGS. THEN HE WAS 11 YEARS LATER COULDNT FEED HIS GERMAN SHEPARD DOGS SO THEY ATE HIM AND ALL HE COULD DO WAS YELL NO NO NO STOP EATING ME BUT AT LEAST HE COULDNT FEEL IT.
THE DOGS WENT TO SLEEP BY POLICE WHEN THEY FOUND HIS SKELETON REMAINING
MAN PUTS HIS HOT DOG IN A MOM AND HER KIDS AND THEN STARTS A FIRE by Jayashekhar Ganapathiraman
A woman with her two children was pulled over alongside the road by a man in a red van. The man put them in his van. He tied the woman up and told her watch while he put his hot dog in them and then squeezed them and they died. She cried.
Policemen said the man stuck a knife in the woman repeatedly and cut off her ears and nose. He also cut off some of her fingers. She didn't die yet. He put his hot dog in her two and then he got out of the red van which was stolen.
He put gasoline on them. The woman was still alive when the van burned on fire policemen said. They could tell because of fingernails scratches on the inside of the burned van.
Police don't know who did it. Could be anybody but they are taking a look at the blood of a sea man.
Real Pikachu Shock Enemies by Jarrod Kowalczyk
A guy who could be pikachu has been grabbing prostitails and using a shock attack on them. He charges up his shock attack by using an electrical cord. He takes off part of the cord and beats the prostitails with kicks and then puts them in a bathtub. The prostitails are defeated and he puts part of them inside himself (cant say the part cuz its a bad part but he bites it off with jaw attack)
He has caught 26 prostitails across the country!!!!!!
This pikachu is 6 foot 6 inches 285 pounds with sweat pants and a sweat shirt and sunglasses. He is a cocosion who is the number one prostitail fighter and he won the medal from the trainer and the tournament. police are afraid of him but they are going to use magnets. Whatever they do they had better not use a thunder stone on him.
my mom said to evolve a prostitail needs methamfymine. I dunno it might be a jewel. Maybe they could fight better then.
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