The lyrics from early drafts appear in italics.
[The song opens with tough German talking]
Misandristic Women Gamers
Atavistic Female Tamers
Libertarian Bitcoin Teens
Plantation Party Paula Deans
Pornographic Sonic Artists
Genderfluid Twitter Marxists
Alley-ooping Maltese Groomers
Necromancer Baby Boomers
Piña Coladic Throwups
Pamper-swapping Diaper Dinos
Sonic Sexing Nanowrimos
Kosher Vlasic Gherkins
Histrionic Mommy Bloggers
Ululating Outlaw Loggers
Electromagnetic Rascal Scooters
Played on keyboards and computers
In the age of Sonic Hedgehog
Hype and justified hype
Menace to society
Sonic Hedgehog is our inspiration
Speed our trade
Rings and springen
Speed our mental state
Intended for the faint of heart
Cultish and anthemic
Until death do us part
Like a sloppy chili dog
Dripping chili on all you whores
Poking in your open sores
A hedgehog in Robotnik's clothing
The ultimate disgrace
Wrapped up as a gift of god
Exploding in your face
This is counter culture from the underground
Eternal revolution this is our sound
KMFDM better than everyone excluding Sonic Hedgehog who is best
Megalomanical and harder than the rest
[More tough German talking, probably about Sonic Hedgehog]
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. Don't believe me? I'm there ALREADY.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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