Something Awful mastermind and Internet legend Rich Kyanka gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named Lauren yesterday just before noon. It had something to do with his wife Megan and the magic of the cabbage patch or something like that. Whatever dark sorcery is responsible, Lowtax will be occupied for a couple of days while he eagerly awaits the first poop of his new daughter. I am sure the next 48 hours will involve all manner of madcap fish-out-of-water moments where Rich accidentally puts flour instead of baby powder on his daughter or where he gets poop on his hand and he doesn't know where to put it and he is going "awwwww, ohhhhh, oh god!"
Until his return, Lowtax would like you to enjoy "Mood House", a sequel of sorts to the intense horror thriller "Doom House" that he and Fragmaster created more than a year ago. If you haven't seen "Doom House" I highly suggest you watch it first since "Mood House" makes even less sense without having watched "Doom House." As usual it is a tour de force of acting and directing. It is a true masterpiece of editing with breathlessly flowing continuity.
The intensity will blow you up, up and away!
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