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I'm way too busy to update with one of the regular, poorly written, bullshit articles I usually do. To make up for it, here's a picture of a zombie fetus hitting on a cross-eyed witch. Enjoy!
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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