Livestock: you can tell a lot about a sandwich by the first bite
Livestock: it's like taking the first step on a journey
Moof: it is
Livestock: if that step goes badly the entire journey comes into question
Moof: sometimes you get too much pickle on the first bite
Livestock: I suppose what I'm trying to say is
Livestock: I don't know if I'm up for finishing this sandwich I just made
Livestock: but sometimes Moof it's all about the journey
Livestock: and even though the end took everything away
Livestock: the journey was worth it
Moof: life is what happens while you're making other sandwiches
Livestock: that is very wise, Moof
Moof: thank you
Livestock: do you sometimes smell something in the air
Livestock: and it almost smells like something good
Livestock: so you take a big whiff
Livestock: and it turns out to be something bad that only kind of smelt like what you thought it was at first
Moof: yes sometimes
Moof: there are horses next to my apartment
Moof: and when I walk outside
Moof: I am like MMMM HORSE
Moof: and then I punch myself in the chest
Moof: like Tarzan
Moof: because I love the smell of horse in the morning
Moof: horses are what happen when you are making other plans
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