With the help of my credit card I am currently enrolled at National Internet University. When Dean Grovanovich heard that we run a website he immediately offered to pay us a large sum of money to advertise. We're still waiting for the incredibly generous check to clear, but in the meantime we are honoring our end of the agreement and turning Something Awful into a proxy for the National Internet University. You can still read all of our amazing content and crack up at the yucksmithery of our writers, but now you just have to buy a diploma from National Internet University to do it. I assume if you're reading this then you've already purchased one. Congratulations!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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