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USA, British, and French Troops March in Red Square Parade Honoring 100% Soviet WWII Victory Over Fascism, Japanese
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Gazprom Offshore Projects Director Reaches Out to West and Offers to Help BP Clean Up Unfavorable Journalists
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Airshow Jet Ekranocopter Crash Linked to Body of Putin Mistress and Former Acrobat Found Wedged in Volgodonsk Reactor
Deputy FSB Director Retires Following Deadly Shooting and RPG Attack at Retirement Party
Oligarch Roman Abramovich Crashes Mega Yacht into Rival Oligarch's Mega Barge Near Mega Bahamas
Russian Nuclear Sub Turns Up Where Least Expected: Safely Back at Dock
New PAK FA T-50 Fighter Constructed Entirely From Cutting Edge "Nano Iron" to Run on "Hyper Diesel," Say Technology Man of Science Institute
Svengyny-Olaf Medical Recalls 10,000 Artificial Hearts Installed in 200 Aging Apparatchiks
New Advanced Russian Computer Can Message Thousands of AIM Contacts Per Second
kPrud, Kyrgyz iPad, Superior to Apple Computer, Screams Toothless Kyrgyz Man Behind Meat Table at Meat Store
USA-Russia Disarmament Treaty Could Create 500 Jobs for Pit Diggers Near Missile Base
"Hog Man" Bones Discovered in African Cave Prove Missing Link Between Pigs and Tajiks
WikiLeaks Releases Secret USA Helicopter Video Showing Americans Allowing Enemy Children to Survive Attack
Vietnam Celebrates 35th Anniversary of Military Triumph Over USA With Moped Parade, 90-hour Karaoke Contest on Only TV Channel
Russian Investigators Exonerate Russians for Polish Air Tragedy, Katyn MassacreAnalysis: FBI Failed to Utilize Commandos and Sleeping Poison to Arrest Times Square Bomber Aboard Airplane
Political Experts: UK Election Indecision Will Cause UK to Split into Seventeen Warring Countries
Putin Emerges From Burrow, Sees Shadow, Takes Off Shirt, Horseback Fishes, Scares a Child, Has Sex With Teenage Model: Six More Weeks of Winter
Lucky Spree: Drunken Teens Brutally Attack Homeless Chechen Trained By Al Qaeda to Spy on Shopping Area, Benches
Incredible Chinese Child Gymnast Stripped of Olympic Medal by USA-run Olympic Committee
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