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Judge's Ruling Prohibits Chechens from Renting Trucks, Smiling

Moscow Police Special Task Force Formed to Investigate Corruption of Previous Moscow Police Special Task Force


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New Documentary Series By Media Oligarch Questions Independent Photojournalists and Their Hooker Photograph Lying Methods

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Airshow Jet Ekranocopter Crash Linked to Body of Putin Mistress and Former Acrobat Found Wedged in Volgodonsk Reactor

Deputy FSB Director Retires Following Deadly Shooting and RPG Attack at Retirement Party

Oligarch Roman Abramovich Crashes Mega Yacht into Rival Oligarch's Mega Barge Near Mega Bahamas

Russian Nuclear Sub Turns Up Where Least Expected: Safely Back at Dock


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"Hog Man" Bones Discovered in African Cave Prove Missing Link Between Pigs and Tajiks

WikiLeaks Releases Secret USA Helicopter Video Showing Americans Allowing Enemy Children to Survive Attack

Vietnam Celebrates 35th Anniversary of Military Triumph Over USA With Moped Parade, 90-hour Karaoke Contest on Only TV Channel

Russian Investigators Exonerate Russians for Polish Air Tragedy, Katyn Massacre

Analysis: FBI Failed to Utilize Commandos and Sleeping Poison to Arrest Times Square Bomber Aboard Airplane

Political Experts: UK Election Indecision Will Cause UK to Split into Seventeen Warring Countries


Putin Emerges From Burrow, Sees Shadow, Takes Off Shirt, Horseback Fishes, Scares a Child, Has Sex With Teenage Model: Six More Weeks of Winter

Lucky Spree: Drunken Teens Brutally Attack Homeless Chechen Trained By Al Qaeda to Spy on Shopping Area, Benches

Incredible Chinese Child Gymnast Stripped of Olympic Medal by USA-run Olympic Committee

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