The wonderful journalist Larry Knowles has been good enough to promo his movie and TV site Is Not It Cool News for the fine folks at Something Awful. Special thanks go out to Forum Goon Shmorky who designed the animated logo for Knowles as well as two others that were quite funny. I hope you enjoyed Larry's hard-hitting scoops on the entertainment industry.
Insert Coin to Continue, Mr. Lincoln
KAZAAM! No, you're not being confronted with a rapping genie – it's me, Livestock, making my grandest entrance ever. As you probably guessed we have a new Photoshop Phriday up and ready for viewin'. This is one of our stranger weeks, because after taking a tremendous amount of drugs (I consider Skittles a drug), I thought it would be a good idea to ask the SA goons to recreate famous moments in history as though they happened inside 8-bit or 16-bit games. Think of the triumphs and tragedies of man reduced to a measly few pixels. It ends up being something like this:
It's not exactly fine art, but it's a fun look at history that you should probably be looking at right now. And hey, guess what, Phriday is once again brought to you by Freaking News. If you enjoy fine-assed Photoshop images and contests, then give these crazy bastards a shot. With new content and contests popping up each day, the site is like a treasure chest filled with a replenishing supply of solid gold hookers. Don't leave that chest closed long, because those women will suffocate! Open it now!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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