Bayonetta - Bayonetta

HaloDog69: Daaaamn, son. Look at that. Imagine that thing clapping.

Drewfus: I am getting crazy boners looking at this fine piece of bootycake.

HaloDog69: Hells yeah cut me off a slice of that I'll put the frosting on it.

Drewfus: I want to get up on that bootay like a drowning sailor climbing on a life raft.

HaloDog69: No way man you got to wreck that ass like a scud. Blow it up like a Madrid subway.

Drewfus: I would drive my train up that butt.

HaloDog69: Now you're talking!


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