Catwoman - Batman: Arkham City

HaloDog69: Oh you know Batman is all over this fine bitch.

Drewfus: I'll teach that bitch to screw with Two-Face.

HaloDog69: Right? I'll make that bitch meow.

Drewfus: I want to hold this bitch down and damage her butt.

HaloDog69: Call an ambulance for that bitch's ass.

HaloDog69: Beep boop beep. 9-1-1 what is your emergency? Yo, yeah, I straight destroyed this bitch's fine ass like a Riddler bomb.

Drewfus: I want to kill this bitch and use her dead body for sex reasons.

HaloDog69: Too far, bro. Too far.

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