HaloDog69: Oh you know Batman is all over this fine bitch.
Drewfus: I'll teach that bitch to screw with Two-Face.
HaloDog69: Right? I'll make that bitch meow.
Drewfus: I want to hold this bitch down and damage her butt.
HaloDog69: Call an ambulance for that bitch's ass.
HaloDog69: Beep boop beep. 9-1-1 what is your emergency? Yo, yeah, I straight destroyed this bitch's fine ass like a Riddler bomb.
Drewfus: I want to kill this bitch and use her dead body for sex reasons.
HaloDog69: Too far, bro. Too far.
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