The details just keep coming for Star Wars: The Force Awakens and we are proud to bring you some incredible exclusives. J.J. Abrams, hot off announcing some major character names as fun collectible trading cards, has released a new set to us with some less major characters. Some of these characters will play big parts in the upcoming movie, others are minor, but critical to the story. We've also included some thoughts and speculation as we learn more and more about this new Star Wars film.
We believe JC is related to the Y-wing pilot visible with his helmet off and holding it in his left hand in the background when Luke is adjusting his straps in the hanger at the end of A New Hope.
All we really know about Yorbal is that he lives in the suburbs and failed his Jedi exam.
It changes everything we thought we knew about the Jedi moms from Explosion of the Force: Darth Dangers (From the Files of Nero Fett) series of EU novels.
Almost certainly related to the Shooters Caliente Imperial fighter ace from the Imperial Fighter Squadron series of comics from Dark Horse.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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