@Horse_Ebooks - Horse now has over 100,000 followers. He's grown up so much. I love him.
@DVSblast - Not only is he a rap sorceror, but he's a hilarious human being to boot.
@IamEnidColeslaw - If hilarious, absurd, and gross sex/genital-related tweets aren't your thing, you will not get along with Mary Charlene.
@brendlewhat - As a smarty pants literary guy, blogger, funnyman, expert retweeter, and owner of multiple chairs, Brendle makes an excellent addition to your twit collection.
@Lowenaffchen - One of the best folks at finding really weird things to retweet and with the wit to match, Lowenaffchen is a must-have for the fall season.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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