@Horse_Ebooks - Horse now has over 100,000 followers. He's grown up so much. I love him.
@DVSblast - Not only is he a rap sorceror, but he's a hilarious human being to boot.
@IamEnidColeslaw - If hilarious, absurd, and gross sex/genital-related tweets aren't your thing, you will not get along with Mary Charlene.
@brendlewhat - As a smarty pants literary guy, blogger, funnyman, expert retweeter, and owner of multiple chairs, Brendle makes an excellent addition to your twit collection.
@Lowenaffchen - One of the best folks at finding really weird things to retweet and with the wit to match, Lowenaffchen is a must-have for the fall season.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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