#9: Urban Street
Okay, you know how most games have a plot, comprehensible mechanics, and characters? Well throw all that stupid trash out the window here in Urban Streets, a game which is not only definitely not urban, but also lacks streets. So what are we left with? You got me, watch the video and witness the horrors yourself.
Recreate that one brief CNN headline about that weird kid who snuck onboard a plane bound for Hawaii in this thrilling action simulator. You'll find excitement and realistic detail waiting around each and every corner as you sail majestically through the air on an incredibly lifelike airplane bound for god knows where. This isn't all fun and games though, as the ending teaches us that while stowing away may be an amazing adventure, it eventually ends in a dramatic downturn. Lesson learned.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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