Another attempt at breathing life into the Knight Rider franchise goes awry with 1994's strange and bleak Knight Rider 2010. This time around KITT is cobbled together automotive garbage (that looks like it has a giant soup pot in the back) and features a voice that is the disembodied intelligence of the hero's murdered girlfriend. The villain drives a car made from a downed stealth fighter.
o.O Thanks to Young Freud for braving the cyber wasteland.
Honorable mentions go to:
The Hummer from TV-show Earth 2.
From Action Jaktion. God only knows what sort of shitshow is driving around Earth 5.
The Bat Mobile from Batman Forever.
A brittle neon vomit courtesy of blurry!
The cloaking car from Die Another Day.
From Mr. Flunchy. Not really scifi, just computerized James Bond horseshit.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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