Syd Mead, the guy who designed the Spinners for Blade Runner, cancels out his good work there with his awful car designs for 1994's Timecop. Where we're going, we don't need to see roads. No windows, bodywork by Y-wing, and gross multi-colored paint and decals stuck onto everything. Only the front wheels are visible (a hallmark of bad sci-fi car design) and it appears as if the door mechanism will play CDs.
Thanks to Steve Yun for creating a paradox in the timeline.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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