Thanks to Ian at Fused Muse for finishing these awesome page layouts under extreme duress. It seems his neighbors set their kitchen on fire while he was working. Sounds like something zombie neighbors would do! XD
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
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