Thanks to Ian at Fused Muse for finishing these awesome page layouts under extreme duress. It seems his neighbors set their kitchen on fire while he was working. Sounds like something zombie neighbors would do! XD
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They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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