Thanks to Ian at Fused Muse for finishing these awesome page layouts under extreme duress. It seems his neighbors set their kitchen on fire while he was working. Sounds like something zombie neighbors would do! XD
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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