Thanks to Ian at Fused Muse for finishing these awesome page layouts under extreme duress. It seems his neighbors set their kitchen on fire while he was working. Sounds like something zombie neighbors would do! XD
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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