Hello and welcome to another Photoshop Phriday! This week marks our eleven billionth foray into the world of movie posters. Unlike past movie poster outings that were centered on pasting Admiral Ackbar's head into various hilarious and unlikely situations, this week is focused on the ancient Chinese art of anagrams. All the titles have been butchered into tiny pieces and reassembled Frankenstein-style, creating all kinds of terrible new movie concepts sure to warm your heart and blow the pants off your ass. As always, sit back, relax, and enjoy the work of the Something Awful Forum Goons!

"pantX0r" got things started with this offering that was originally "Tape."

Like most people, I won't be leaving the light on for "Bonk".

At least "Kevyn" found an actor with more talent than Sylvester Stallone.

If I told you that "Mike Toole" made this picture I wouldn't be lying.

"Prognar" might want to look up the spelling of "cyst", but hey, I'm no doctor or literary muscleman here.

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