razzberri's owns a thousand islands, but only in salad dressing form.

razzberri knows from experience and a burning sensation that haunts him like a ghost.

The guy in rolocroz's submission stares at me no matter where I move to, it's pretty scary!

I don't know what I'm supposed to be taking away from this one, rolocroz! I just don't get it.

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