"I returned home from a year of traveling, only to find my wife...
"... playing the close buttock game with a black slave! When she fixed her eyes on me she grabbled a cup of water and mumbled incomprehensibly over it.
"I wandered the streets as a dog until a man found me and took me to his home.
"His daughter was able to see through the curse, and made a potion to restore me.
"I asked her if I could use her potion to turn my wife into a beast.
'Sure. Just sprinkle some on her and say, "Come forth in the shape of a-" and then whatever animal you want to turn her into.'
"I snuck into our home while she was sleeping, and chose the animal most befitting her.
"''Come forth in the shape of a
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The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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