FreeAtLast wants to dedicate this picture to his beautiful wife of two years and their six adorable children, Chucky, Taylor Ann, Connor, Georgia Peach, Hector, and Otto.

freeb0rn has a keen eye for detail, unfortunately it was gouged out by subway hobos.

From Earth crossed the picket line to be a lousy scab! Way to show solidarity, scab!

Last night, I dreamt that Hardheaded433 flew in through the window, undressed me saucily, and gave me this image to remember forever.

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