I don't know much about babies, other than that they stink and they drool and their communication methods are maddeningly inscrutable. I'm even less familiar with Pokemon, other than knowing it is a thing that exists and seems to have a non-age-appropriate following. I'd rather attend Warped Tour 2010 than scroll through a bunch of parents posting pictures of their infants or people sharing their Pokemon card collections, but for some reason when the Something Awful Forum Goons combine these objectionable activities, the results are kinda alright. They're sometimes scary, sometimes funny, and always more interesting than they would have been otherwise.
noblesse emits a plaintive and mournful sound.
JoeGlassJAw keeps his masterpiece safe from prodding fingers.
The road Quatrefoil traveled to produce this image was long and fraught with delicious salty snacks.
There's a bat in the house! Shoes for pidgeons, go and get my stick!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!