Siliziumleben is quite satisfied with his status as one of the world's largest coal producing regions.

Spiffarino has been fascinated with gravy boats ever since he was a small child.

Spiffarino smells a lot like I imagine the inside of a zeppelin would.

Vain probably thinks this image is about him.

virkato swallowed a magic jellybean, and gave birth to this image 9 months later.

And that concludes this week. Thanks as always to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these pictures, a young aristocrat named Leningrad for starting things off, and Siege! for ghost writing a few comments while I busy eating my way through a bag of cough drops. Please come back next week for some tips on grooming your jowls.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

Copyright ©2016 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.