Polyaegos hears loud thumbing German techno music all the time. It is his gift. It is his curse.
If only there was a clever way to make fun of zeroskill's name.
I am not too proud a man to admit this VideoTapir image gave me like five boners, even if the joke was done last time.
You might say this Trapezoid picture bites!!!!!
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