Polyaegos hears loud thumbing German techno music all the time. It is his gift. It is his curse.
If only there was a clever way to make fun of zeroskill's name.
I am not too proud a man to admit this VideoTapir image gave me like five boners, even if the joke was done last time.
You might say this Trapezoid picture bites!!!!!
That's it for this week. Join us next week for sizzling action and romance. Thanks to niethan for getting things started, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Bonus points to Moof for ghostwriting a comment after I told him to.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
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