Polyaegos hears loud thumbing German techno music all the time. It is his gift. It is his curse.
If only there was a clever way to make fun of zeroskill's name.
I am not too proud a man to admit this VideoTapir image gave me like five boners, even if the joke was done last time.
You might say this Trapezoid picture bites!!!!!
That's it for this week. Join us next week for sizzling action and romance. Thanks to niethan for getting things started, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Bonus points to Moof for ghostwriting a comment after I told him to.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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