It took k1llr0y three days, 80 sticks of dynamite, and 14 pounds of butter, but he finally got what he wanted most out of life. Also here's an image he made.

Mr. Puckerie had to make a choice between making this image and not making image, and he chose to make this image.

aluminum2mr has apparently never been inside a Wal-Mart.

Votlook combines two of my favorite things: pie and the apocalypse.

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