Esplanade ears are so fat he hears Twinkie wrappers opening in Texas.
I think I'd like Ryebread a lot more if he was a flying hamburger.
wayfinder crudely slammed mouse buttons with his bulbous fingers until this image staggered to life.
Hello Pity wrestled this image from the grips of a giant inflatable gorilla out in front of the local Ford dealer.
outy is incredibly mentally disturbed, and this horrifying image is an insight into just how his twisted mind operates.
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Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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