Esplanade ears are so fat he hears Twinkie wrappers opening in Texas.
I think I'd like Ryebread a lot more if he was a flying hamburger.
wayfinder crudely slammed mouse buttons with his bulbous fingers until this image staggered to life.
Hello Pity wrestled this image from the grips of a giant inflatable gorilla out in front of the local Ford dealer.
outy is incredibly mentally disturbed, and this horrifying image is an insight into just how his twisted mind operates.
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‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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