Esplanade ears are so fat he hears Twinkie wrappers opening in Texas.
I think I'd like Ryebread a lot more if he was a flying hamburger.
wayfinder crudely slammed mouse buttons with his bulbous fingers until this image staggered to life.
Hello Pity wrestled this image from the grips of a giant inflatable gorilla out in front of the local Ford dealer.
outy is incredibly mentally disturbed, and this horrifying image is an insight into just how his twisted mind operates.
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