Esplanade ears are so fat he hears Twinkie wrappers opening in Texas.
I think I'd like Ryebread a lot more if he was a flying hamburger.
wayfinder crudely slammed mouse buttons with his bulbous fingers until this image staggered to life.
Hello Pity wrestled this image from the grips of a giant inflatable gorilla out in front of the local Ford dealer.
outy is incredibly mentally disturbed, and this horrifying image is an insight into just how his twisted mind operates.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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