Unkempt does a fine job delivering my newspapers!

Baxatrax is all about having a good time and making sure everybody gets their fair share of cake.

Batsarse is worth twice his weight in lumber and he has a certificate to prove it.

Bloody Hedgehog is fairly heroic for making this image, emblematic of man's limitless potential to kick ass in unique ways.

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