Of all the people I want dead, PLuG8 is the most rich in zinc.
Mr Kas embraces the kind of wanton drug abuse that makes life worth living. Note: I do not personally endorse drug use.
Sherlock McRape recently garnered special attention from my fist.
Sombrerotron's favorite pastime is mental math, but it often gets him in a world of hurt.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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