It is time to share yet another page from one of the long lost Boruff & Davies Catalogue Company's catalogues. Many years ago in a far away country called the United States of America, my humble ancestors marketed a wealth of practical and essential products to the common man via mail order catalogues. The business ultimately faltered due to reasons of insanity, but for a few glorious years we were on top of the world. You need only take a glance below to see just why we were so successful.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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