It is time to share yet another page from one of the long lost Boruff & Davies Catalogue Company's catalogues. Many years ago in a far away country called the United States of America, my humble ancestors marketed a wealth of practical and essential products to the common man via mail order catalogues. The business ultimately faltered due to reasons of insanity, but for a few glorious years we were on top of the world. You need only take a glance below to see just why we were so successful.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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