It is time to share yet another page from one of the long lost Boruff & Davies Catalogue Company's catalogues. Many years ago in a far away country called the United States of America, my humble ancestors marketed a wealth of practical and essential products to the common man via mail order catalogues. The business ultimately faltered due to reasons of insanity, but for a few glorious years we were on top of the world. You need only take a glance below to see just why we were so successful.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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