JohnnyEskimo is an unapologetic defender of the tyrannical blimp industry.
Batsarse is considered by many to be the ideal man for a sewage cleanup job.
liquorhead's favorite impersonation is that of Tony the Tiger because he is a frosted flake.
Oh, God, when FilthyImp lost his last pair of glasses a monster shattered them, leaving FilthyImp crying in a cage full of his own mustard.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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