JohnnyEskimo is an unapologetic defender of the tyrannical blimp industry.
Batsarse is considered by many to be the ideal man for a sewage cleanup job.
liquorhead's favorite impersonation is that of Tony the Tiger because he is a frosted flake.
Oh, God, when FilthyImp lost his last pair of glasses a monster shattered them, leaving FilthyImp crying in a cage full of his own mustard.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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