JohnnyEskimo is an unapologetic defender of the tyrannical blimp industry.
Batsarse is considered by many to be the ideal man for a sewage cleanup job.
liquorhead's favorite impersonation is that of Tony the Tiger because he is a frosted flake.
Oh, God, when FilthyImp lost his last pair of glasses a monster shattered them, leaving FilthyImp crying in a cage full of his own mustard.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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