Instead of visine, cristian_orem uses a coffee cup for a contact case because he is actually a man with giant eyeballs!
Bjergen applies real life experience to this image:
OGDanDogg is far too good at stifling the dreams of exceptional people.
HiredGun showcases some good old fashioned hijinks.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
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