Instead of visine, cristian_orem uses a coffee cup for a contact case because he is actually a man with giant eyeballs!
Bjergen applies real life experience to this image:
OGDanDogg is far too good at stifling the dreams of exceptional people.
HiredGun showcases some good old fashioned hijinks.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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