Instead of visine, cristian_orem uses a coffee cup for a contact case because he is actually a man with giant eyeballs!
Bjergen applies real life experience to this image:
OGDanDogg is far too good at stifling the dreams of exceptional people.
HiredGun showcases some good old fashioned hijinks.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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