Instead of visine, cristian_orem uses a coffee cup for a contact case because he is actually a man with giant eyeballs!
Bjergen applies real life experience to this image:
OGDanDogg is far too good at stifling the dreams of exceptional people.
HiredGun showcases some good old fashioned hijinks.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!