Retarded Pimp brings to light a common problem facing our generation, the plague of team killing.
If Duke of Phillips was a soda he'd be Pitch Black because the lights don't work in his house because he is a bad homeowner.
PLuG8 is crazier than a sombrero full of foam stress balls if he thinks I'm going to buy this tall tale!
Kithyen is the saucemaster to my poorly crafted sundae.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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