Retarded Pimp brings to light a common problem facing our generation, the plague of team killing.
If Duke of Phillips was a soda he'd be Pitch Black because the lights don't work in his house because he is a bad homeowner.
PLuG8 is crazier than a sombrero full of foam stress balls if he thinks I'm going to buy this tall tale!
Kithyen is the saucemaster to my poorly crafted sundae.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
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It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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