Retarded Pimp brings to light a common problem facing our generation, the plague of team killing.
If Duke of Phillips was a soda he'd be Pitch Black because the lights don't work in his house because he is a bad homeowner.
PLuG8 is crazier than a sombrero full of foam stress balls if he thinks I'm going to buy this tall tale!
Kithyen is the saucemaster to my poorly crafted sundae.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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