coq mixer knows how to sell coke, but he is good for absolutely nothing else in life.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this TotalHell billboard driving through South Dakota.

josefretarded made this desperate and isolated image, which mirrors the pain inside.

Coolhand was found dead caught in a dust bunny, all dried out. Rest in peace Coolhand.

Kanzune is pretty good at humming show tunes!

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