This is part 1 of 2, so there will be more Dick and Jane misadventures next week!
Dodgeball lives on a steady diet of pig ears and Snausages.
SkinnyIsrael is helping children look cooler, boosting self-esteem and well being.
trumpy303 scores some laughs with the values voters!
Null1fy has never seen a plant or tree a day in his life.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!