Food Boner is a being of pure energy. That energy is sexual frustration.
germcab doesn't even have enough bars to call the suicide hotline.
If Purgatory Glory were a deep sea creature then I suppose this image would be underwater and the crush depth would kill you if you tried to look at it.
Kanzune is secretly working to the world's largest sulfur pile in his basement.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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