Food Boner is a being of pure energy. That energy is sexual frustration.
germcab doesn't even have enough bars to call the suicide hotline.
If Purgatory Glory were a deep sea creature then I suppose this image would be underwater and the crush depth would kill you if you tried to look at it.
Kanzune is secretly working to the world's largest sulfur pile in his basement.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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