Food Boner is a being of pure energy. That energy is sexual frustration.
germcab doesn't even have enough bars to call the suicide hotline.
If Purgatory Glory were a deep sea creature then I suppose this image would be underwater and the crush depth would kill you if you tried to look at it.
Kanzune is secretly working to the world's largest sulfur pile in his basement.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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