Food Boner is a being of pure energy. That energy is sexual frustration.

germcab doesn't even have enough bars to call the suicide hotline.

If Purgatory Glory were a deep sea creature then I suppose this image would be underwater and the crush depth would kill you if you tried to look at it.

Kanzune is secretly working to the world's largest sulfur pile in his basement.

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