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Board games mimic life, yes, but now reality imitates board games! As usual, the Something Awful Forum Goons got all whacked up on PCP and whipped out a unhealthy slew of images among other things.
I got things started with a little Battleship action:
"ManiacClown" fires some heavy weapons. Hey, that bastard sunk my battleship!
"SenatorASSFACE" didn't get my vote, but this image sure does:
"RipVTide" learned geography from losing at Risk:
"NotJust4Breakfast" wants to go to Iraq or something:
"GoatRearEnd" could probably benefit from jumping out of a plane:
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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