Uncle Fester, the baldhead jester? Everdraed says he's a rester.
If anybody asks you if you in Alvie's game, you tell 'em you in it for life.
Only Everdraed can hope to save the world from fading into utter chaos.
Persidian's mouth was packed full of hams sandwiches and whisky, a delicacy of his liking
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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