Uncle Fester, the baldhead jester? Everdraed says he's a rester.
If anybody asks you if you in Alvie's game, you tell 'em you in it for life.
Only Everdraed can hope to save the world from fading into utter chaos.
Persidian's mouth was packed full of hams sandwiches and whisky, a delicacy of his liking
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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