Uncle Fester, the baldhead jester? Everdraed says he's a rester.
If anybody asks you if you in Alvie's game, you tell 'em you in it for life.
Only Everdraed can hope to save the world from fading into utter chaos.
Persidian's mouth was packed full of hams sandwiches and whisky, a delicacy of his liking
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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