Uncle Fester, the baldhead jester? Everdraed says he's a rester.

If anybody asks you if you in Alvie's game, you tell 'em you in it for life.

Only Everdraed can hope to save the world from fading into utter chaos.

Persidian's mouth was packed full of hams sandwiches and whisky, a delicacy of his liking

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