Uncle Fester, the baldhead jester? Everdraed says he's a rester.
If anybody asks you if you in Alvie's game, you tell 'em you in it for life.
Only Everdraed can hope to save the world from fading into utter chaos.
Persidian's mouth was packed full of hams sandwiches and whisky, a delicacy of his liking
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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