A little known fact about Doctor-Fatty is that he has a fantastic pancreas. Definitely one of the top ten.
Malfeasance!@ really wants to search the web for the lowest discount prices right now.
TheSniperZERO doesn't make the Matrix any easier to swallow.
IZO's favorite NPR sponsor is the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation!
That's it for the good stuff this week. There are two whole Pages of Shame still awaiting your viewing, and on them I have myself a mental breakdown. But anyway, I'd suggest just quitting while you're ahead. Thanks as always to the Something Awful Forum Goons for their fine quality work. It's top notch as always. Join us next week when we literally Photoshop the roof off this place.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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