so help me CHRIST ALMIGHTY i will turn this thing around and teabag every one of you until you wish you'd never heard of the daily dirt
this little outing was a STUPID IDEA and i have HAD IT UP TO HERE
oh my god do you see this? you've made my beard curl. for christs sake you made my beard curl. i've been cultivating a straight and wholesome beard since goddamn nam and now you've gone and made it curl.
BE QUIET MIRIAM I AM TRYING TO DISCIPLINE THE BOYS, NO I WILL NOT LOWER MY VOICE THIS IS MY FORD WINDSTAR AND I WILL SAY WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE IN IT!!!
oh here come the waterworks, right on fucking schedule
go and sit on a bulbous baby carrot you shameless tart
will someone pass me the pork rinds
i think they're in the backseat
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