Forum goon "TAOC" aka "Taco the Wonder Dog" got things rolling this week by double dog daring the Goons to follow his lead and produce really horrible children's toys. Like the good sportsmen they are, the Goons followed the lead and easy baked up a gut load of images you can now watch over and cherish like a pet. But don't get too attached, because this pet will bite you in the gullet and drink your blood! Wait a minute; I'm supposed to be talking about images. Sorry, I'm new!

The birds and the bees aren't anywhere near this direct. Mad street props to "TAOC" for getting things rolling:

Bugs are just one of the many things soon to be crawling under your child's skin! That is, if you buy this "BeanBandit" toy:

It's never to early thinks "DocEvil":

"Doodles" also thinks it's never too early:

"Hazed blue" aims to get Abercrombie & Fitch into even more trouble:

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