Ages ago men like Beethoven and Mozart cornered the market on being considered "classical musicians." Disgusted by this grave injustice, the Something Awful Forum Goons set out to re-classify the classical musicians, taking modern (or relatively modern) ones and transporting them to the distant days of yore. Ladies and gentlemen... BEHOLD THOSE DAYS OF YORE!

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