Ages ago men like Beethoven and Mozart cornered the market on being considered "classical musicians." Disgusted by this grave injustice, the Something Awful Forum Goons set out to re-classify the classical musicians, taking modern (or relatively modern) ones and transporting them to the distant days of yore. Ladies and gentlemen... BEHOLD THOSE DAYS OF YORE!
asteroceras always was a child prodigy.
kannski thinks robots should be able to procreate.
detroitfilms is looking to maybe take his game to the semi-finals.
Resident eyeball fan Mindbleach made this.
Pitiful latchkey kid Vargo made this while his mom worked her second job.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!