Ages ago men like Beethoven and Mozart cornered the market on being considered "classical musicians." Disgusted by this grave injustice, the Something Awful Forum Goons set out to re-classify the classical musicians, taking modern (or relatively modern) ones and transporting them to the distant days of yore. Ladies and gentlemen... BEHOLD THOSE DAYS OF YORE!
asteroceras always was a child prodigy.
kannski thinks robots should be able to procreate.
detroitfilms is looking to maybe take his game to the semi-finals.
Resident eyeball fan Mindbleach made this.
Pitiful latchkey kid Vargo made this while his mom worked her second job.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!