Ages ago men like Beethoven and Mozart cornered the market on being considered "classical musicians." Disgusted by this grave injustice, the Something Awful Forum Goons set out to re-classify the classical musicians, taking modern (or relatively modern) ones and transporting them to the distant days of yore. Ladies and gentlemen... BEHOLD THOSE DAYS OF YORE!
asteroceras always was a child prodigy.
kannski thinks robots should be able to procreate.
detroitfilms is looking to maybe take his game to the semi-finals.
Resident eyeball fan Mindbleach made this.
Pitiful latchkey kid Vargo made this while his mom worked her second job.
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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