Ages ago men like Beethoven and Mozart cornered the market on being considered "classical musicians." Disgusted by this grave injustice, the Something Awful Forum Goons set out to re-classify the classical musicians, taking modern (or relatively modern) ones and transporting them to the distant days of yore. Ladies and gentlemen... BEHOLD THOSE DAYS OF YORE!
asteroceras always was a child prodigy.
kannski thinks robots should be able to procreate.
detroitfilms is looking to maybe take his game to the semi-finals.
Resident eyeball fan Mindbleach made this.
Pitiful latchkey kid Vargo made this while his mom worked her second job.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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