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Human beings naturally hate looking at old movies. If it was made more than ten years ago, it is too unpleasant to look at. Maybe it lacks definition, familiar faces and comforts, or good special effects. Either way, sooner or later, every movie has to be remade. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons update some classic movies, giving them the modern talent they need to thrive in this complicated world science and super sorcery. Behold the horror!
bunky has a Blart of Gold.
kingstefan has started buying grapes in preparation for this California Raisins reunion everyone's talking about.
Judge legislates from the heart.
A hellbastard is the worst kind of bastard there is.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!